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brotallyswagicaldancingqueen:

"No, only pretty ones like you!" —The moment we all died.



damnitzurboi:

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posted 3 days ago with 96 notes
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lilkittygrl:

you-can-call-me-carl:

How come a girl can wear guys clothes and look cute or wear a suit and look hot, but when a guy wears a dress or a skirt it’s weird?

because our society thinks it’s degrading to be feminine



floozys:

this is so specific i love it 





armadillo:

My mum said dinner was ready and I went into the kitchen and it wasn’t even ready I’m sick of all these lies, its tearing our family apart



posted 3 days ago with 293,802 notes
© swinq - via oknope

keyblacles:

how to get a girls panties wet:

  1. kiss her roughly 
  2. shove her down on the bed
  3. slip off her underwear
  4. slam dunk em in the toilet


walmartstaff:

turnin up at the club tonight!!!!

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dekutree:

stop it



pleatedjeans:

via



disheartens:

don’t you just hate it when you want to get to know someone but you have no idea what to talk about



eggplantsplit:

spectromagiic:

djpaige:

But srsly though

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If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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Stay away from the thing

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Everything lime green is evil

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Just remember that.

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Everything lime green is evil.

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Dear every TV show, 

myotpfeels:

I know that you have more than 7 minutes of bloopers. Hand them over.

    Sincerely,
         Your fans