YOU KNOW WHAT? I REALIZED, THERE’S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST SPENDING YOUR DAYS IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER, CHECKING OUT TUMBLR. FROM NOW ON I’M NOT GOING TO WASTE MY LIFE ON THE COMPUTER!
*opens tumblr app on mobile*
would you rather have no internet connection or no friends
EVEN IF IT IS ONLY 65p YOU’D AT LEAST EXPECT THEM TO USE THE WORD “PUPPY”.
OMG I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE ABLE TO USE IT BUT I DID IT I DID THE THING
Don’t let the media warp your perception of beauty. Beauty is pizza.
i only accept apologies in cash
As long as gay still means happy I’m cool as a cucumber.
for every 50 notes this gets i’ll read a chapter of this book:
no one asks for rape
I can only imagine how much strength and courage it took to put on those clothes again. I have massive respect for this person.
this deserves so many more notes this girl is so brave
When you do something embarrassing in front of people
GLEE: Quinn (guest star Dianna Agron, L) and Puck (guest star Mark Salling, R) reunite in the “100” episode of Glee
I’m so done with this planet
she saved two lives and all they care about is her nipple.
this is sexism, my friends.
This is just fucking ridiculous! I’m sure the last thing she gave a shit about was her nipple coming out while she was SAVING HER CHILD AND THEIR NANNY!
Gotta love he fact that the story is about the nip slip and not the rescue. The rescue is just an afterthought.
Mistakes were made
The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best
"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"
"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."
he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself