WHOOOOO! Congrats Jordan!
More people are concerned with why women stay in abusive relationships than why men are abusing women
Peach’s panties were deemed to risque for a young audience in the 3DS version of Super Smash Bros. Instead, children playing the game will be welcomed to T H E V O I D
my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead
"did you do anything you regret in 2013?"
this is what they thought 2015 would be like in the 80s
i’m sorry we have failed you
listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again
smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels onu can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables
n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians
- me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
- next day: *everything fucks up*
tips on how to properly enter my room:
- do not
you know why I love this? Because that man dressed as nurse joy was so committed to his character he dyed his mustache and beard.
I DIDNT EVEN REALISE THERE WAS A GUY OMG FAB